CHARLIE BIEBER

I've been busy lately.  Sorry about the lack of blog material.  Or, you're welcome-depending on your feelings about the blog.  There have been some pretty large, in-your-face topics going on in America (Sheen, Bieber's hair) and the world (Egypt, Libya) in general lately.  I think my stance on these things as a newer blogger is that I won't have a stance.  There are plenty of people on the internet who are smarter and funnier than a piss ant like me so they can write about that stuff.  Alright fine-I'll share one thought on Sheen because I think about it every day now.  Can we please set something up that features Sheen and Bieber together?  We could call it Sheeber.  I mean, could anything currently top that??  The media coverage alone would be earth-shattering.  That's the closest we will every get to one mega-star named Charlie Bieber-a perfect haired, tiger-blooded winner with an angelic voice who sings and dances while snorting coke off of porn stars on a stage in front of thousands of children in a different city every night.  Mind blowing.  But since Charlie Bieber is not possible, can we at least get them in the same room for a few hours? 



A few more tiny thoughts:

Look at your keyboard.  Isn't it amazing how one little typing error could turn Lady Gaga into Lady Haha?  The G and the H...so close to each other.

I think households, hotels, basically anywhere that has a bathroom should think long and hard about where they place the toilet paper dispenser.  Here's a tip:  most people are right-handed.  Here's another tip:  we don't like to twist and turn on the seat to rip off the toilet paper.  I NEED you, toilet paper.  I'm at your mercy.  But don't make it so hard for me to achieve cleanliness.  And by the way-if you don't have at least 2-ply bathroom tissue at this point, it's time.

How come Dunkin Donuts rarely tells you the cost of your order at the drive thru speaker?  It leaves me no time to have exact change ready by the time I get to the window.  And speaking of coffee, don't use Splenda anymore.  Apparently it's not good for you.  All this time I thought I was making my coffee healthier but in reality I was probably just shaving days off of my life.

Good Night Everybody!