WHAT WOULD YOUR T-SHIRT SAY?

The topic for Tyra Banks' show today: "Is Gay the New Black?"  No joke.  Then they showed the audience.  All the gay folks are on one side wearing purple t-shirts that say "GAY" on them.  And all the straights, of course, are on the other side wearing blue t-shirts that say "STRAIGHT".  It's like a pep rally or something.  Is sexuality a sport?  And what happened to not labelling people?  I'm sure there's a reason for it, and I'm sure the reason involves being proud of who you are or something, but still.  I realize this was only one episode of Tyra, but imagine if we all wore t-shirts that labeled us?  What would your t-shirt say?  I hope mine wouldn't say "ASSHOLE" or "BAD GAS TODAY".  I'd rather it say something like "KIND OF SMART" or "SPORTS FAN" or "USUALLY HUNGRY" or "SOMEWHAT AMBITIOUS".





And now for Four thoughts on the Four major sports:

The Bruins play game 4 tonight against Montreal.  Whoever wins this game wins the series.  It's an obvious statement to make for Montreal, because they would be up 3 games to 1.  But if Boston wins, you have momentum, a tied series, and you're coming home.  Huge.  I also think Lucic needs to beat someone up severely to the point where Montreal Police open up an investigation on him.  Get mad, Milan!  What the hell are you preserving yourself for??  It's now or never!  This would do wonders for the mentality of the Bruins.

Who's the better option at catcher for the Red Sox? Varitek or Saltalamacchia?  They are hitting a combined .143.  Francona has to decide between one of these two schlubs every night!  This is like saying "hmmm what car should I buy?  The 1998 Lexus with 180,000 miles on it?  Or the new Prius?  The Lexus is cooler, but it could need a new transmission any day now.  The Prius is embarrassing and boring to drive, but it gets good gas mileage and will probably last longer."  I'll take the Prius a.k.a. Jarrod Saltalamacchia!  I bet Heidi Watney chooses the Lexus...just saying.
The point is, both cars suck, but you have to get to work somehow...

I can't WAIT for the NFL draft.  I'm even debating going to Gillette Stadium for a Patriots Draft Party.    What's wrong with me?  If you're a true football fan, by the way, check out Jon Gruden's QB Camp on ESPN.  Very informative and interesting.  It's cool to see Gruden make fun of these future multi-millionaires on national t.v. and bring them back down to earth.  Watch him make potential #1 pick Cam Newton look like an absolute fool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GqGLPh9PoY

So glad the Pats have Brady.